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Less Hustle. More Heat –Snarky Square Pillow (Free U.S. Shipping)

This square pillow gets you. It’s here for the priorities in life – or at least, your life.

Tired of pretending you have “better things to do” than devour spicy romance?

Work? Only between the hours of 9-5. Responsibilities? Overrated. Dishes? Irrelevant. Productivity? Define necessary.

Life’s too short for hard work and disappointing men.

So go ahead - indulge your late-night binge sessions, mid-chapter swoons, and those “just one more page” lies you tell yourself at 2 AM. This pillow won’t judge.

Who can argue with less stress, more spice, and a never-ending TBR pile of juicy books calling your name?

Pillow Details:

    • Choose from 4 sizes: 14", 16", 18" or 20"
    • Front and back sides have complimentary prints.
    • 100% Polyester cover
    • Inherently mildew; water-resistant.
    • 100% Polyester removable insert.
    • Concealed zipper for insert removal.
    • Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 0.5 inch

    Clean/Care Instructions:

    • Remove the pillow cover. 
    • Pre-treat the stains; soapy water
    • Machine wash, cold, normal cycle. 
    • Do not bleach or dry clean. 
    • Iron, steam, or dry low heat only. 
    • Fluff to reshape. 
    FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
    Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
    Regular Price
    $27.99
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    $27.99
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    Size: 14" × 14"

    Sku: 22234926412600926728